With my face plastered all over my social networking profiles and my blog, it's probable you've seen at least one of them, and have a general idea of how I look.
Good, let's continue then.
In 2009, I found a couple of fake profiles on facebook and myspace which had been using my pictures. I complained against them, told them to take down my pictures, and went back to being the productive kid that I was.
Fast forward to 2013, I see one of those facebook profiles with my pictures still there. It's an old profile and probably hasn't been used for years, but the thought of someone else stealing my photos irks me to no end, even if three of those pictures were so weird I had to delete them from my own photo-album later. It's identity theft, and it makes me want to smash that idiot's face against jagged solid surfaces.
Take a look at this screenshot from the douchebag's profile :
Original pictures in profile page = 4
Pictures stolen = 4
Choice in pictures = Weird.
Now look at this screenshot of one of my picture albums which has snaps of me taken at uncomfortably-close ranges while looking dyspeptic :
I don't have the timestamps to prove it, because I once deleted all my photographs from facebook, and re-uploaded them a few months later. And of course I deleted my myspace profile years ago. But the pictures are mine, mine, MINE. My friends, teachers, classmates and family, both on facebook and in real-life, will vouch for that.
Besides, I still look the same. Any idiot can understand that.
As further proof that I exist, here is a picture of me with my friends (one of whom has the tendency to scratch people's faces while being photographed) and Galileo, the teddy :
That's all for today.